by Cherry Homer
"Being bloody Superman ain't all it's cracked up to be, you know! The first ten years or so are ok, but then you're relegated to saving kittens from trees 'cause some new kid's out saving the damsels in distress. I mean, you'd think the humiliation of having to wear spandex would be enough, wouldn't you? But oh, no, the damned stuff chafes as well. And don't even get me started on prank call-outs. God, I hate my job!"
6S - C1
Cherry Homer has been writing since she was thirteen (so that's... six years now).